The 40 funniest restaurant reviews

For several years now, Internet users have been able to leave their opinions on the places they have visited. And restaurants are one of them! After their visit, customers leave comments full of enthusiasm, sincerity or humor, and some are very crisp. The Instagram account @desjoursetdesavis gathers the most original, funniest or most offbeat Google reviews, to share with us these little treasures of the Internet. We had fun selecting the funniest Google reviews of restaurants. And what is sure, is that according to these reviews, some restaurant experiences are real culinary adventures! 

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Google and TripAdvisor reviews of customers who are not happy at all (and it's very funny!)

Poorly cooked food, poor service or exorbitant prices... Google reviews can also reveal negative experiences from unhappy customers. In these cases, customers don't hesitate to leave very critical reviews. We had fun compiling the best Google and TripAdvisor reviews of unhappy customers after their visit to restaurants. And when they are not satisfied, some do not hesitate to let it be known.

As Jean-Pierre Coffe used to say: "It's crap!

In all subjectivity of course!

• A beautiful pen

• Kidnapping

• Good cancer to all 

• Pastis = wanker

• Disaster area

• When Taylor Swift comes to the restaurant

• Nice ski vacations

• Probably a customer from Marseille

• Freshness of life

• It takes away your appetite

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The best restaurant punchlines 

On the web, the review war is raging... On the other side of the ring, restaurateurs are full of creativity and wit to answer, not without humor, to the Google reviews of unhappy customers. It is with great pleasure that we have selected the best responses from restaurant owners who don't take it lying down! As a result, it's a lot of punchlines and it's not always very fair. We love it!

• The playground

• Thank you Véronique

• An honest restaurant owner

• Violence

• 5 stars for audacity

• Mirror my beautiful mirror

• Sorry for all the Timothy's

• We don't have a lot of

• With the right hashtag

• On the menu: Croque-madame

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The 15 funniest Google reviews

If there was a contest for the funniest Google reviews, these customers would surely win the Golden Palm! Google restaurant reviews can be a real gold mine for laughs. Between the funny reviews, the passionate reviews and the surprising comments, we are always blown away by the genius of these customers! Thanks again to the Insta account @desjoursetdesavis for sharing these little nuggets with us! We love to have fun reading this anthology of the funniest Google reviews from restaurant customers.

• All our thoughts to the bald guy

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• Benjamin Button at the restaurant

• Fuck the pizza

• Just like at home

• Get it out of here

• The waiter's fries

• We apologize for all the bald people

• Zemmour

• The math teacher at the restaurant

• A very hot service

•  A server with a heart

•  Mental health of servers

•  But not enough to deserve 5 stars

•  Poor Axel

•  A client poet

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The best reviews from customers who like to drink

Finally, we couldn't miss the Google reviews of the customers who had a little too much to drink. It is very funny! Because yes, customers like to eat in restaurants, but some like to drink too, maybe a little too much!*

*We remind you that alcohol abuse is dangerous for your health, it is important to drink in moderation and not to exceed your limits! 

• Thirsty beer

• Disaster area

• In cosmic denial

• That's for sure

• Not before noon